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Face beer

The cheap, putrid swill that beer drinkers subsist on in times of economic hardship. Named for the inevitable facial scowl that accompanies each excruciating sip. Popular amongst seasonal workers in western Canada.
Monty was laid-off a month early this year, so he can't afford to drink that German stuff he usually buys. The poor guy's been stuck drinking face beer all winter.
by WorkingForTheMan May 6, 2011
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Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:
Give me back my wife you turd face!”
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
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Hangin Face

An unhappy facial expression. To frown.
My dog ran away and now I am hangin face.
by ThorAdronicusMastiff March 11, 2019
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fish faced

When one puckers their lips to make their face look similar to a fish.
Man, my fetish is when my girl goes all fish faced, and I get to pretend I'm screwing a fish.
by RonnieRon May 2, 2014
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Frumpy Face

Something comedic that happens to someone that leaves them with an unusually sad face. Usually occurs when embarrased in front of people they would like to impress.
John- The other night at the party lawrence sure did get a frumpy face. He gambled all his money away playin cee lo with his girlfriend watching him. After he lost it all she got pissed and left him there.
by shipsay ona johnson September 25, 2009
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Mug face

Typically used for when someone is being an absolute mug
"Fuck sake Jefferson! Don't leave the fridge door open, you mug face"
by Blaringtaser January 3, 2020
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Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.
"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33
by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011
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