Mexican Washing Machine

You go on a strict spicy Mexican food diet for a week and diarrhoea into a washing machine. You then put a person into the washing machine and put it on a 2 hour hot cycle without washing liquid.
Bro I can’t believe your nan survived the Mexican Washing Machine last night. Then again she smoked a gram of shard beforehand so I’m not overly surprised.
by Xpenix99 July 23, 2020
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
by county boy 101 February 22, 2014
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Mexican Ounce

For the record, an ounce is 28.3495 grams, not 28.5. The above definition of a mexican ounce is otherwise correct.
This guy uses mexican ounces, so that gram you just bought is really only .8 grams...
by hoe dot hoe September 25, 2023
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Mexican Time Bomb

A common term often used to describe an absolutely loaded bottle of Corona; specific ingredients consist consisting of 1 added shot of tequila, topped off with 1 sizzling perc and/or xanax dropped into the libation.
Aye bruh whip me up one of those Mexican Time Bomb jawns...I’m finna get goofy and lit AF so I can loosen up.
by Manginas Matter May 08, 2021
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mexican smooch

When someone decides to repay you for giving them a dirty sanchez by kissing you...
Dammit! The bitch gave me a mexican smooch when she realized I hit her with a dirty sanchez.
by TpaShocker April 13, 2013
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mexican bluetooth

When you put your phone on speaker and put it in your sun visor above you. Similar to the bluetooth speaker in the car ceiling above the driver in most newer model cars, but for the less fortunate.
Check It out, my ride has a mexican bluetooth. I can drive and talk hands free now! finally livin' large.
by moml May 26, 2014
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