Chocolate puke

The scent of an Advil Liqui-Gels bottle freshly opened.

This Advil bottle smells like chocolate puke.

by Captntristan March 6, 2021

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

Chocolate Peach

A young mans bootyhole

He was teasing me with his chocolate peach

by Soupman79 November 20, 2024

Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.

Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?

by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016

Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

chocolate pop

When you pull out a poopy penis and insert in partners mouth.

Jay gave is partner a chocolate pop last night.

by Sky w May 27, 2019