by Taunthom99 October 13, 2020

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"
by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

Someone: Yo did u hear what happened with the kid who ate that dog at school?
Friend: No, what happened?
Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!
Friend: No, what happened?
Someone: Apparently he’s a simp for that girl called shouq!
by Cactus’ best friend 😎 October 15, 2020

by beest June 16, 2020

by Simp2999999 June 2, 2020

A simp( also known as a ruben) is putting a girls interests over the boys and favoring a females opinion over the boys
by David beardsworth March 21, 2020

A simp is a subservient or submissive male that will so anything to attract a female. Or anyone name's Tyler Oscar or pace
by Bitch alien April 11, 2020
