When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.
Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.
by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

by LiftMeister April 5, 2019

Short for steamrolled. Defeated in a crushing matter or the trait of being defeatable.
Commonly used in track.
Commonly used in track.
Daniel just rolled Kenny and Lucas in the 55 metres, while Ether and Deepinder didn't even race, they are so fucking rolled
by Eggie2k April 12, 2024

by bigggdog July 16, 2024

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!
by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021

by Aengus beef July 1, 2023
