my pimp hand is strong

a keen ability to sexually attract women at will.

dude 1: "Man why are all these bitches up in your face"?
dude 2: "Because MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG!"

by VictorJ September 14, 2006

Raptor Hands

The posture girls or effeminate boys take when trying to look feminine and/or run. Often the default posture for 'prissy' girls, waitresses, retailers and intoxicated persons.

I thought Becky was drunk as she moved towards me with her Raptor Hands on, but then I realized she was just trying to run.

by Devon87 December 15, 2011

Tahiti One Handed Deluxe

You take one hand and dip it completely in hot sauce. Start thrusting this into his/her anus. After the anus is wide open pour an entire bottle of ketchup and hot sauce into it. Make him/her excrete this onto a taco then make him/her eat that taco.

That tahiti one handed deluxe was great, but at the end the taco was not very enjoyable.

by "Big" Charlie April 3, 2007

hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands

a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.

That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny

by Billiam Beaver July 19, 2017

double handed booty slammer

a sexual position so mysterious, that after using it, you wake off the jersey turnpike with a sundress on. it is a very dangerous thing to attempt.

I remember the last time I gave my girlfriend the ole double handed booty slammer. It took me a month to hitchhike home.

by Long February 12, 2005

Cool Hand Luke

Is when one freezes a souvenir cigar tube 3/4 full of water and surprises his mate while in doggie-style by inconspicuously inserting into said mates anus. The Cool Hand Luke also lends itself to the possibility of further anal exploration/pleasure as the anus has been numbed. The reverse Cool Hand Luke is occurs when said cigar tube is removed from the anus and slid into the the vagina or vice versa.

My luvah man slipped me a Cool Hand Luke last night and made it hotter to take it in the ass.

by Pratipax & Battman January 29, 2009