Spatula face

A person that is nice and friendly on one side, but flips to mean and nasty when they don't get their way.

He acted professional to everyone, but some spatula face still talked shit about him behind his back.

by Lezzbar April 26, 2017

person face

A phrase used when you are so horribly fucking bad at insulting, you decide to call someone's face a "person".
Don't be a dumbass and get better insults please.

Also, it could be used as a joke with friends, but you don't have any so oh well

Normal person: "Why are you such a cock sucking fucko, dumb whore?"

Dumb whore: "shut up, you Person Face"

Normal person: "Are you fucking high or just utterly retarded?"

Dumb whore: "Both Negger"

by Some FiggerNaggot May 9, 2017

Model Face

The face of Amanda and Tristan.

"Did you see Amanda at the 69 Steak House?"

"Yeah, she totally has a model face!"

by YoItsJaq September 29, 2017

face blow

The act of burping and then blowing the generated particles onto the face of an unsuspecting target.

"Stop face blowing me bro!!!"

by POPPINMOLLYS October 3, 2017

face pile

When you are laying flat and someone takes a giant shit on your face.

I was pissed off this morning because my one night stand face piled me.

by Partyannamal October 8, 2017

Twat face

A proppa div , someone who is an idiot

Your a right twat face , this means you are a 4 letter word starting with c and ending in t .

by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017

Face handle

A moustache of such substantial size that it can be used to wield the face.

"Woahhhh, I am totally envious of that face handle, it is majestic!"

by Higher Priest October 15, 2017