a man 5ft tall and 5 ft wide, the build of a chode who lurks around play parks at night, sniffing the slide, the swings and benches for the scent of the young to satisfy his needs ever since he was caught.
yo bro i was out last night and i saw a big t burrows lurking around the local playpark, he almost saw me..
by BF696992357523908752 December 11, 2024
"T comp" can be defined as a term referring to an individual with exceptionally strong aura, typically employed in a hospital setting, who experiences bouts of vomiting or "munting" on a biweekly basis. The term encapsulates both the metaphysical and practical aspects of their existence, highlighting their unique energy presence and the periodic physical manifestation of their condition.
The hospital's staff whispered in awe as the T comp glided down the corridor, their potent aura palpable to all, though their absence from work every other Friday due to biweekly "munting" episodes
by plou r a j May 07, 2024
by Boy with thicc ass September 16, 2020
by USM 1940s July 10, 2021
The most greedy ISP ever! Buys and ruins other companies and will not expand their network while discontinuing it to others.
“Hey James! Did you hear about AT&T being so greedy after buying DirecTV?”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”
“Yeah! They are just a bunch of assholes!”
by JannRickles March 30, 2023
by OOF_CRACKER February 05, 2019
1. A mixture between Defense and Offense. In other words, playing and always winning.
2. A post rehab play of offense and defense that always succeeds
3. Living in constant success, never failing
2. A post rehab play of offense and defense that always succeeds
3. Living in constant success, never failing
Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude I totally should have fucked that girl last night buy my offense was slacking
Guy 2: You pussy. If you were playing T-fense you would be balls deep inside her
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Thunder beat the shit out of the Heat last night in game 1.
Guy 2: Yeah they played incredible T-fense
Guy 1: Dude I totally should have fucked that girl last night buy my offense was slacking
Guy 2: You pussy. If you were playing T-fense you would be balls deep inside her
Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude did you see the Thunder beat the shit out of the Heat last night in game 1.
Guy 2: Yeah they played incredible T-fense
by TyranasourasMarx June 15, 2012