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God of AdHd

Talk to me nice, talk to me normal, sit and talk to me have a nice conversation , 212 if you want, I don’t usually talk first besides to compliment you to break the ice. If you want something just ask.
I am god of ADHD I can’t stay still
by TMNT August 10, 2022
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God

the one that created us all according to religion
god is the best
by theretardedperv May 19, 2019
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Skip GOD

A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.
by coolFaggit March 2, 2017
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good morning & god bless

taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018
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God

The owner of the universe, the owner of this website, the father of Jesus, the father of humanity, this man is good, just like his son Jesus.
"Oh my god! God is cool!"
"What the hell is wrong with you don't use God's name in vein!"

"Then why did you say hell?"
"Well, Shi-"
by I ain't telling you, stupid August 6, 2022
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Hunky god

Junior Ainsworth is a hunky god. He has an 8 pack, a massive 8.5 inch cock, he’s 6’2 and he knows how to treat the ladies well.

Samantha Thompson (kalebs fit mum) has the tightest pussy and the fattest ass on the planet. One day I will fuck her. One day.
Samantha wants juniors cock cuz he’s a hunky god
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God of Lastname

Everybody has a lastname and that lastname can be shared among millions across the world. However among the many there can only be one to stand above them all. That person is true god to rule over their specified lastname. Some lastnames that have been identified as gods are : Dr. Davidson, Mr Vita, Mr Ashley and Mrs Cober.
He was revered as a god of lastname due to his incredible power

With the power of spoons Mrs Spooner became the god of all
by Cuthio May 13, 2020
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