God

in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

We love God!!!!

by ):(: July 3, 2022

God

God is a loving Father and friend. He wants the best for you and me. God is love and He loves us unconditionally. If you want to be saved and enter a kingdom of paradise when you die, reach out to God and create a relationship with Him.

y/n - "Dear God, I love You and I thank You for all that You do for me. Please make my heart Your home and help me be a light unto this world."
God - "I love you, my good and faithful child."

by Godisalpha April 18, 2022

the anime god

His name is Cameron but he goes by Cam. He knows so much about anime more than you think. If he ever had the chance to be in an anime he would, (not like a weirdo either) if it’s anyone who talks about anime a lot, it’s him.

Hey, have you heard of the anime god?
Yes! His name is Cameron, he’s really funny.

by XxAnnaxX June 28, 2021

Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

Fridge god

;) you know who you are...

OMFG ITS THE FRIDGE GOD!!!!!!

by Fridge gods friend October 23, 2018

Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.

“Bro you tryna meet god”

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”

by glockaholic April 22, 2025

god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.

God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!

by William Seares May 22, 2024