Dot someone's eyes

to fuck somebody up so bad you give them a black eye.

That guy at the bar called me a redneck so I dotted his fuckin' eyes. Call me no redneck.

by Little Bastard June 16, 2004

brown eye brow

When a person is sleeping and another person sits on the sleeping persons face to get skid marks on there face.

AWWW! I got brown eye browed

by Adibidibi March 9, 2003

the all knowing eye

Oft attributed the the eye of sauron/goatse mashup discovered by bending pixels beyond their breaking point. similar to the ceiling cat phenomena

oh man, I did the bad thing again, and I totally thought of the all knowing eye, y'knoe?

by staberind April 30, 2008

doing the one-eye

The action of viewing a sports event or movie by covering up one eye in order to offset the effect of double vision brought on by excessive alcohol consumption prior to said event.

Before the Arsenal v Chelsea match, Dan and I had been on the lash since midday, so by kick off at 3pm we were doing the one-eye.

by Pete Magrath January 3, 2008

Fuck me eyes

The look of Jacob muse

“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes”

by UrbanFuckMe June 19, 2018

Green Eye

Similar to Pink Eye, Green Eye is an eye infection caused by a female queefing in your eye. Symptoms include grittiness/irritation and a stringy green discharge that forms a crust around the infected eye.

This girl queefed in my face and now I have green eye.

by brickedup November 14, 2011

Egyptian Third Eye

The act of taking a shit without wiping then siting on your partners forehead, leaving a brown ring resembling a "Third Eye".

Last night in bed John gave me an Egyptian Third Eye

by Dr. JP December 8, 2009