Cake privileges

Allowing someone to grab your ass and feel your ass and not have to let them
Megan gave me cake privileges, now I can grab her ass!
by Cake privileges June 25, 2017
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Jake with Cake

A man (usually named Jake) that has sexual intercourse cake, specifically chocolate cake.
I saw Jake with Cake going to the bakery. Hes going to have a wild night.
by ChadOkay August 01, 2019
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Yellow Cake

Bad intel, or a claim of wrong knowledge.
It's yellow cake, proclaims the the man in response to the inaccurate statement of fact.
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dave cakes

cutie know everything and everyone the best person in the world and should be treated like a god he also gets al the bitches (mostly guys tho)
person 1: dave cakes is so hot everytime i see him i faint

person 2: ikr
by daves cakes lover August 26, 2022
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Cake Lore

Ice-cream Cake - a fling / one off (temporary hence ice-cream)

Birthday Cake - commonly referred with friends with benefits, the 'birthday cake' is an occasional hookup

Red Velvet Cake - going for something serious

Uncooked - undecided
No Cake / Fudge Cake - get me the fuck out of this situation this bitch is whack
Pound cake - wingman / wingwoman me please

Cake lore is a subtle way to convey if and in what way one wants to wet their whistle. It can be used in situations where the questions asked would otherwise be in-appropriate.
(you see your mate with a lady and wanna know what the situation is decides to use Cake Lore to avoid suspicion)

"Hey mate you hungry? What cake are you after?"

"Oa mate just an ice-cream cake, but could go for a pound cake"

in this situation your mate is looking for a hookup, but requires some assistance.
by big moons October 01, 2018
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horizontal crab cake

When you and yo bitch laying down and you fuck her in the ass and jizz while you have crabs.
Me and my girl did the horizontal crab cake now she refuses to talk to cause of all the creams she had buy from the doctor.
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Cupcake Caked

Verb; Male: Multiple cream pies to the face on a heave set girl (Girl with muffin top)

Verb: Female; When a heavey female rides a skinny white male and frosts him with her chocolate frosting (bowl movment) and comes at the same time. Creating a swirl frosting effect. Aka Cinnabun
"I would totally cupcake caked on that beefalow right there"

"Hey bro, you wanna cupcake cake that chick with her muffin top hanging out??"
by The_Aloricans January 06, 2012
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