fast ass

It means precocious. It does not necessarily mean whore or easy, as defined in the previous definition. It particularly applies to young girls

Oh, that child is just too grown. she is a (fast ass) little thing

by Ms M September 6, 2013

Ass Crumpet

A crunchy ring of residue buuilt up around the anus. The result of poor ass wiping.

His ass is full of ass crumpets.

by Crumpetmaster November 25, 2003

Puss Ass

Someone who you cannot depend on and have faith in to come through for you in your time of need.

A punkass

Eddie Jones is never able to come thru for the Miami Heat in a clutch therefore you say "Puss Ass Eddie Jones!!!"

by Jamaicanbwoydre August 16, 2005

big ass

"dont hate on my ass"

justin get a life, ur just mad cause ur ass isnt as big as mine!

by Taylor June 11, 2003

ass shelf

A massive ass that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table.

Her ass shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception.

by Society Against Fat Asses (SAFA) February 5, 2003

Vampire ass

An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.

Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

by shennica February 27, 2014

ass kissing

The verb form for ass kisser. Also known as sucking up, bootlicking, bum kissing, butt kissing, toadying. It's pretending that you think everything about someone you want something from (such as a boss) is wonderful. If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

The extreme form of ass kissing is brown nosing: someone who kisses ass so much his nose turns brown.

If a boss ordered everyone to come to work in a pink tutu and bunny slippers and someone started praising the order as if it were the greatest thing since sliced bread, that would be ass kissing.

by Ann Nichols September 18, 2006