Guy 99

He is just in the void..?

Best friends with 89, 79, 59, 49, 39, 29.

Guy 69 is uh... "In Purgatory".

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by Crowie The Crow November 08, 2023

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 04, 2019

Push up guy

A guy who does push ups in the middle of class, is also stupid and eats shirts for living

Oh there’s dumbass push up guy doing push up’s in the middle of class

by Tablecow7777777 May 26, 2021

hat guy

a guy who walks around school with a hat on and his head down. he thinks he’s in the flaxxies but he isn’t and also he is big botman

girl 1: look it’s hat guy
girl 2: oh yea he’s a fookin bot man
girl 1: he is not even in the flaxxies!!
girl 2: L

by robocopcarter September 08, 2020

Hot Guy Gatorade

A guys piss. Specifically in a kinky/water-sports way.

“My favorite kink is hot guy Gatorade”

by Kyle Chad March 08, 2023

Guy 4

Guy 4 is unknown, I dare you to try and find Guy 4 somewhere else than here

Guy 1 : Jesus do you see that donkey?
Guy 2 : That's a horse you idiot
Guy 3 : That's actually a mule you morons

Guy 4 : What the fuck. That's a giraffe you mental runt of the litter, good-for-nothing bowling ball brains.

by whyiseverythinginspanish February 13, 2022

The Family Guy Conflict

Assuming that a reference is funny just because it is a reference.

"this reminds me of that one time i met Ryan Reynolds"
"john your just doing The Family Guy Conflict"

by jellyboy731 January 09, 2023