ALEXANDER OUR KING

he knows all and is all

He is the point of our existance

HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
chababy
CHUPAPI

asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*

dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db

by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

by Fat Asian69eatspoop February 9, 2021

Diamond King

She is weird asf but if thicc asf also !

Diamond King is the thickest person going to school in 2019

by Urban Dictionary ✓ October 31, 2019

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong

by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021

12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.

ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”

by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member

Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?

by onlineman May 8, 2022

King’s Ring

Your top gay hook up, who’s arsehole you love pounding like wild animals.

Yeah I miss playing the field, but he’s the king’s ring and I could ride that ass all day.

by Fast cars, wild animals September 26, 2021