Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.

Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.

by The Bean Men May 19, 2019

Beaned

Not referring to the bean man meme, but a odd joke to mispelling the word "Banned", Beaned is also a word used on discord Rarely to joke that someone is getting banned,

Mod: Dont Break the Rules
User 1: Haha Frick
User 2: Someone is gettin Beaned hah

by Pipimi March 03, 2018

Beaned

To Jizz make some cream cheese all over your friends mom.

"I just beaned in your mom expect a sibling in 9 months"

by Beaned in your mom August 01, 2018

Lil bean penis

My cat bean is a skinny cat and has a lil penis and he is a boy

Lil bean penis lil chip breasts

by Li Goma July 01, 2022

deem beans

u got beans

i have deem beans

by llllloedwjksmlcsdcedf beans August 26, 2022

i hate green beans daddy

When Jeffy says he hates green beans.

“I hate green beans daddy!”

by PhoneGuyYT June 06, 2025