technocolored yawn

TECH-NO-COL-OR-ED YAW-NN;

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1. The result of regurgitating skittles after drinking too much tequila.

2. The art of retasting the rainbow, skittles.

" Damn babe, that was a narley looking technocolored yawn! I loved the color separation."

by boogeyman and janedoe18 September 5, 2023

technofrenzy

A state of intense excitement, anxiety, or disorientation caused by the overwhelming and rapid pace of technological advancements and digital information overload.

"Ever since the new AI updates, I've been in a constant technofrenzy trying to keep up with all the changes."

"She experienced a technofrenzy after spending hours scrolling through endless social media feeds and tech news."

by geeknik July 22, 2024

technofeudalism

Where the U.S. or other Western nation takes the best and the brightest foreigners into their work force knowing that they can be worked much harder than their natural born counterparts.

Technofeudalism forced Sanjay and 5 other foreign-born engineers to compete against one another for 6 years at Google until only he remained employed on the team.

by Sun Chaser July 25, 2024

Techno Love

It's when you are romantically in love with someone, but you have never physically touched each other. Only energy and vibration, transmitted through technology, connects you.

Since we have not met in person yet, all we have is techno love for now.

by Shalomar July 27, 2024

technickel difficulties

When da stupid coin-operated machine malfunctions.

Simply pounding on da "insert 5¢" mechanism can sometimes solve technickel difficulties.

by QuacksO July 30, 2024

techbroligarch

An extremely wealthy man who works in the tech industry, and is often found in Silicon Valley. He stands out for his lack of any social skills and excessive self-assurance. he wields considerable power, influence, and wealth, which he amassed through exploitative and unethical business practices. Typically, his career is kick-started using venture capital funding provided by fellow techbroligarchs. He dedicates his enormous wealth and time to subverting American democracy, weakening public institutions, and shilling for genocidal regimes like the russia.

Did you hear about that techbroligarch who is donating $45M a month to the Trump campaign to get the bloated pumpkin elected?

by What A.D. Doing August 2, 2024

Techniques

"Techniques," as used by prank channel CringeCamTV, is an undefined term meant to confuse whoever he's pranking. Typically, CringeCamTV will walk up to a store employee, show them printed photos of guys giving a light skin stare (his "documents"), and will ask if the store carries techniques, technology, horse shoes, stallion cream, latino oil, lube, or other odd items that he doesn't elaborate on. Again, "techniques" in this context doesn't have a proper definition, but CringeCamTV talks about it like it's common knowledge, adding to the mystery and confusion. Given the suggestive or freaky nature of some of the images he shows, it can be assumed that "techniques" refers to something sexual, but no one can say for sure.

CringeCamTV: "You guys got techniques?"
Store Employee: "Sorry?"
CringeCamTV: Shows light skin stare picture "Techniques. Like, technology type crap. Modified techniques."
Store Employee: "Um... I have no idea what you're talking about."
CringeCamTV: Points to light skin stare picture "So no, like, stallion cream, technology work shoes? None of that?"
Store Employee: Speechless, dumbfounded
CringeCamTV: "Shit, I think I'm gonna have to go to another location."

by OVERDRIVEN32 August 13, 2024