A man that is mega gay because he put the hoes BEFOR the BROS and that gay
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
And they probly a virgen LIKE YOU
That Nigga Is A SIMP
by Super_Nigga September 16, 2021
Get the SIMPmug. Adam: I'm so in love with Miranda! She's such a wonderful girl! And she has such beautiful eyes!
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
Peter: Dude you're such a f*cking simp
by max_212 April 12, 2020
Get the simpmug. by ppoogg champ February 20, 2021
Get the simpmug. by Darren terbull February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. "Hey Tom do you want to come planet?"
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
"No sorry I'm talking to Harriet"
"So be it... I have no choice Thomas but report you to the CEO of the Boys"
"What for?"
"For being a simp"
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"She could kill you she is in the army trust me"
"She a batch actually nahhhhh she's not i can't say that"
"I gotta call for that virtual beat its clout innit"
"I'm not gonna pop up to any other girls"
"I want you to meet her"
"It really hurts that I might be alone forever"
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Calling a girl every night
Sets an alarm for 2am
Cries over girls that don't like him
by The CEO of The Boys April 18, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by whorewecum June 18, 2020
Get the exclusively simpingmug.