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I was Born on a Tuesday

A phrase used to announce the person talking is about to go way beyond oversharing, normally used to a sign to the person listening to tell the talker to shut up!
(other days are also valid, but Tuesday is the most likely to be used)
"I can't believe we're going to see my sister that lives in another town ... she got married two years ago and now she's having a baby .... I'm really looking forward to see my nephew ... I was Born on a Tuesday ....:
"dude, buddy! why you're talking to me like I had a stroke?"
by Pistis September 4, 2017
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I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.
Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.
by cosmiselite September 2, 2020
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I Like That Mocha

An expression to be used when an attractive person with mocha-colored skin walks by.
Girl 1: Did you see that guy who just walked by?
Girl 2: Mhmmm, I like that mocha!
by Valentine B. November 25, 2010
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...before I NUT!

A phrase, in reference to the embarrassingly minuscule amount of time it takes for you to cast your concoction, used to establish a 30 to 40 second time frame in which you would like something to be accomplished.
*enters Build-A-Bear Workshop*
I need this Bubsy Snuggabear stuffed...before I NUT!
by Sweat Short Gang November 7, 2018
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liz-i-fy

changing something dull and bland into something great, colorful, and spectacular!
i will liz-i-fy you for your own good.
by helloliz November 26, 2011
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I Hate You

Could mean that the person saying it to you actually really dislikes you or depending on your relationship with that person and what happened it could mean that they love you and care about you.
P1: I hate you! I wish you never existed!
(Scenario of the first definition)

(P2 did something stupid that could have hurt them)
P1: I hate you! You idiot..
(Scenario of the second definition)
by Sarah Pigeons March 18, 2021
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I rember 😃

I rember meaning you want a threesome with futas
"I rember 😃" that guy was never seen again
by Phil Mahar September 5, 2021
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