Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011
Get the Mexican door knobermug. When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.
person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"
by JakkieChan69 May 18, 2020
Get the Mexican Hotpocketmug. by Dick hitswater June 24, 2018
Get the mexican dykemug. A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
Get the Mexican Musketmug. Stoner 1: Wanna roll one?
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...
Stoner 2: Hell yeah! I wanna try that Mexican dogshit!
Stoner 1: You're retarded as hell, bruh...
by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 10, 2024
Get the Mexican Dogshitmug. Some one who marries into a Mexican family is Mexican by marriage. Or some ones step something is Mexican and they adopt them!
by Susie truffle October 7, 2013
Get the Being Mexican by marriagemug. EXAMPLE 1:
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
-Alice: What's wrong with those fuckers? They speak american but they miss-pronounce every other word!
-Bob: Which ones? The ones napping with the sombreros are mexicans, the ones putting maple syrup on their spaghetti are the other mexicans...
EXAMPLE 2:
-Manuel: ¡Mi casa es su casa, señor!
-Alice: Thank you! Your house is really nice. I actually went on vacation to a resort in Paramaribo a few years back. I had a great time, bought a lot of sombreros, and the food didn't taste spicy at all to me. And I understood everyone!
-Manuel: Paramaribo sounds like the name of a mexican city, but it is actually the capital of Surinam, nobody speaks spanish there, it's all dutch and maybe some creole, you probably flew through Surinam to Guyana, where they speak english. Because you are an anglophone americunt, so no way you speak something besides americano. Also, I am a canadian, that's a whole different breed of mexican, eh.
by Jean Michel Leflamme February 12, 2018
Get the The other mexicansmug.