sexy lass

that f***ing sexy gal who strips in da pool when everyone is looking and sets up a threesome as regular sex isn't enough.

hiya, look at ur boner, sam. wanna come over and see my sexy ass (as I'm a sex lass). I'll let you play with my nipples and you can compare dicks with grey - my other one. it will be the greatest dick-off ever!

you f***ing sexy lass

by the only one in May 29, 2022

The Last Door

a door that caused all these characters to cease from existence

Jason Mendoza, 1989 - 2020
Tahani Al-Jamil, 1991 - 2020
Eleanor Shellstrop, 1982 - 2020
Chidi Anagonye, 1983 - 2020

Eleanor Shellstrop: the time has finally come to enter The Last Door

99 years before

Chidi Anagonye: im gonna miss you Eleanor

99 years before

Jason Mendoza: Farewell. JAGUARS FOREVER

99 years before

Tahani Al-Jamil: Toodles my dear friends. May i never forget you all.

by igotitallHANDLED May 31, 2022

Winged Lasagna

A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.

The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.

by Devskii July 26, 2022

ed laskey

a right minger

see that bloke there? yeah the 8 pinter across the pub. he's a real ed laskey for true

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

dean last

To Swan about, having lunches and look after dogs/ pets and / or work from home .

Take a sickie , but use excuse to work from home ..

eg oh you did a Dl ( Dean last)

by The grey ghost August 7, 2022

bitch lasagna

a lasagna filled with you guessed it, bitch meat

A : Let's get kebab.
B: I'd rather get bitch lasagna.

by yourhighnessthief August 20, 2022

buddy lasagna

buddy lasagna is a term that @cuban_babyyy_ and @joshani_yy came up with.

buddy lasagna is lasagna that is made from a man’s private parts. it is then put into a meat grinder and then made as regular lasagna. so females if your man is cheating or just being dumb just make him some buddy lasagna using his wood and feed it to him.

we are the ceo’s!!!! before any of you bitches try to say you came up with it.

yeo im bout to feed this man some buddy lasagna

by suckyourmomhoe August 26, 2022