King Salad

When all thats left on the chessboard is your king and all your pawns.
Jeff slid his queen to another one of Dean's pawns "I am eating a king salad." He said. His voice dripping with evil.
by CookieDoom September 04, 2009
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king toker

The person that would smoke the most amount off weed and does it the most out off his friend group
Oh big browner is king toker
by Theowneroffthebananaphone December 04, 2021
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Simp King

An individual who Show love and affection to the highest degree without accepting the same love and return.
Ricky cannot leave his house without sharing his location with his girl, but she does not share it with him period he is a SIMP king.
by Simp exposurer July 07, 2023
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simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.
by differentgravey2 June 23, 2020
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Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.
Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.
by #TheQuickness April 03, 2021
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SIMP KING

A emu that simps are on girls that start with L
by Yusbsjs May 27, 2020
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Simp king

Dude don't be such a simp king. Sophie is 18.
by dr.daddydick42069 April 18, 2020
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