John Rosenthal

merica

My name is John Rosenthal and i like hunting

by john rostenhal July 9, 2024

Hayden john

A guy thats a very big ick! Also spends time in the marsh/ on it, loves a G’day and a what not, and don't start on the singing because he will have ya hooked, can be found usually at a sexy croats house

Guy-Oh hey theres hayden john
Girl- vomits in own sock
Guy- can i rub it on my gums?

by Siq.knt.dis.dat June 21, 2022

John Minatree

Pure Awesomeness Radiating from a central system of amazing talent and sexyness!

Person #1 - Hey have you met the new guy?
Person #2 - YEAH! He Is Such a John Minatree!

by partyboy2009 March 29, 2010

King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

john arnolding

Have sex with a girthy penis so hard the banjo bleeds

I John arnolded last night with betty
John arnolding

by Kellogg's s March 31, 2015

John Bean

John bean is the number 1 mongo in edenmore, some believe that he fell asleep while robbin a gaff eating a ham sambo on the counter

If you want a kid

Ask John Bean
Hes around the corner

by KiddyFidler101 February 14, 2021

wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023