douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

douche bag

vitaliy tkach.

douche bag treats women like shit.

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022

Douche

Whenever three (3) or more safety professionals gather in a group, it is called a “Douche”.

Heads up, there’s a Safety Douche coming to inspect us.

Based on the size of that Douche, we are all getting wrote up.

by Captain Safe-T June 16, 2022

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

Docctc

Down ass foo thats dope as fuck like a doctor is, the tc standing for testicle cock, to signify their huge balls and shaft.

“That foo docctc has the best soundcloud rapp in the world”
“on set”

by THICC BORGER 🍉 June 27, 2022

Douche

A person that is being useless and unnecessary; comparable to vaginal douching.

"He is such a douche."
"Don't be a douche."

by mejmarie July 1, 2022