AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018

Cheese cake

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off

I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!

by Coralkomi July 25, 2022

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 11, 2021

Cakeful

Someone who is full of cake, meaning they are dumb thicc.

Reed:Damn did you see Colby she's Cakeful as hell

by Mudd-Flapp April 23, 2017

3 layered honey cake

3 gay girls covered in honey having a threesome

Last night was wild Jessica and 2 other girls were a part of a 3 layered honey cake

by Trippedmoon October 11, 2017

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

Birthday Cake

A prolapsed anus with a hemorrhoid sticking out.

We was boutta get down and then she pulled out a Birthday Cake.

by eclisped April 27, 2023