When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptismmug. by Artist mercurial December 12, 2019
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Get the soul buttermug. by waternymph April 20, 2016
Get the butter deezmug. Josh came over last night and now my sheets are ruined! That's the last time I ever sleep with a butter boy...
by maghora December 31, 2020
Get the butter boymug. Making butter: creating drama or stirring it up.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.
She made butter: in different context, can mean that a woman was good in bed.
by SporeBby July 27, 2019
Get the Making Buttermug. The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
by sativu March 5, 2025
Get the The peanut butter methodmug.