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Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.
I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in
by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021
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Slap

Slap is an alternative word for cool, awesome or radical
I had a 'SLAP' time last weekend, That food was 'SLAP'
by Quality Assuraaaah! June 10, 2021
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slapped with a yarmulke

An unattractive person.

On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
Describing at an unattractive person: He looks like he was slapped with a yarmulke.
by IvyCruz January 4, 2024
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Slap

the act of playing pickleball with vigor and enthusiasm.
Does anyone want to play pickleball? It’s a beautiful day to slap.
by chcknggt July 28, 2022
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//slapped

I forgot to turn off the oven //slapped
by ThatGuyCalledQ April 13, 2016
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Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.
Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak
by audhatesu January 29, 2022
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