Slaks

When you lose your wallet while taking a phantom shit and cooking shit ass fried rice at the same time.

Henry: Dude I lose my wallet while I was in the bathroom trying to push out a dump for 40 minutes because of some ass fried rice I made earlier today.

John: Damn you really pulled a slaks today, you fucking loser.

Slaks by blazeninja123 March 8, 2026

Slansh

An insult to be used in any situation. It can mean whatever you want.

• if someone cuts you off in traffic you say “ugh what a slansh”
• if someone is being rude you say “ew don’t be a slansh”

Slansh by alexandra hamilton March 26, 2026

Slansh

An insult to be used in any situation. It can mean whatever you want. (Often confuses the insultee)

• if someone cuts you off in traffic you say “ugh what a slansh!”
• if someone is being rude you say “ew don’t be a slansh!”

Slansh by alexandra hamilton March 26, 2026

Slap Dak

Bitch slap

He came up to me talking smack and I gave him a Slap Dak!!

Slap Dak by JLeos1984 May 5, 2026

Slap Dak

Bitch Slap

He came up to me talking smack and I gave him a Slap Dak!!

Slap Dak by JLeos1984 May 5, 2026

cat slap 

it when you get rabies via anus by 1 or more shaved animals.

this cat slap is giving me a rash.

cat slap by donthewater October 17, 2006

purse slap 

A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.

Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!

purse slap by S3R14L K1LL3R December 15, 2008