fuck off your juice

Its when a dude is so freakin lonely and can't find a girl he literally fucks a juicebox.

Its the only thing that will squirt sticky liquid on his dick. He believes he can taste it through his dick. People like him need to get out more.

Guy: Hey can i get your number?
Girl: Fuck off your juice.

by Jacksonh14 January 7, 2015

Lem Lem Juicy Juice

The juice you drink when you want to have your voice crack permanently.

Dude I wanna sound like im in middle school, give me a glass of that Lem Lem Juicy Juice

by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007

Bone Hurting Juice

CBD Oil, usually in Vape Juice form.

Hey man my muscles are aching, can you hit me up with some of that bone hurting juice?

by pearlharborboi November 20, 2017

Drink your juice shelby

When someone is acting like a lemming or a follower or must be patronized for acting pathetic or dropped the ball

“How could you be so negligent and irresponsible ? drink your juice Shelby “

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Orange-vod-juice-ka

A non-drinker's name for a Screwdriver.

Fake Man: I just made this delicious Orange-vod-juice-ka!

Real Man: It's called a Screwdriver, dumb-ass.

by Scott Michael January 21, 2011

anus-juice-douchebag (AJD)

Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.

Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.

by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018

Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.

I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

by Shr00tMeN0w February 10, 2019