Happy middles are nothing compared to happy endings, Happy endings don’t exist and they never will but happy middles do. you can experience happy middles yourself throughout life, when everything seems comfortable and peaceful like the feeling when receiving a good news, getting into your dream job or eventually tying the knot with your significant other as you find yourself unwittingly say out of the amount of peace and relaxation “what if we can pause the time and be happy for the rest of our lives” that’s what we call it happy middle.
A. Do happy endings exist ?
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
B. I think not but Happy middles do, you can experience them in the middle of your life at any fraction of a second, you can feel like finally the world is on your side for one time, the world wants you to be happy but you out of your greediness you want the feeling for good and decide to call it a happy middle.
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“I always had this idea that you should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thing as a happy ending. Do you know what I mean? There is so much to lose”
Quote by:John green.
Let it snow, the cheertastic Christmas miracle
by —Ms.Shakespeare😌 November 4, 2020
Get the Happy middlesmug. Place full of cool enough people, people with hobbies (let's not be mean to furries and anime kids guys), annoying kids that skip in the bathrooms and break the rules (a lot), idiots, overly smart people, and decent teachers. Shoutout to Mr. Mace guys I love the class, love the teacher, hate 6th period so much I'm in it and there's like a maximum of like 8 good people. If you stay with your type of people your experience won't be shit. Could be better, overall 7/10
by hikikohardcore April 25, 2024
Get the Crossler Middle Schoolmug. Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
Get the Mountain View Middle Schoolmug. The mistaken belief that the truth lies somewhere in between to opposing propositions.
Man "It's the women!"
Woman "It's the men!"
Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"
Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
Man "It's the women!"
Woman "It's the men!"
Sophist "Well... *Insert middle-ground fallacy*"
Hym "Wrong! I can prove it! By asking a simple question: What is the selection criteria? If it is 6ft tall (14.5%), Six figure salary (17%), 6 inch+ dick (16%) and we omit overlap and assume women are willing to settle for 1 out of the 3, we have only 47% of men who can meet the selection criteria. If THAT is what constitutes 'The best man available' (in the context of hypergamy) AND if we assume that Jordan is correct in saying that they should all just get married and start a family, What are the OTHER 53% of women supposed to do? For that to work, over HALF the women STILL have to CHANGE THEIR SELECTION CRITERIA. What then? How is that supposed to work? The women don't WANT to do it and are TOLD NOT TO BY PARENTS WHO WANT THEM TO HAVE THE BEST PARTNER AVAILABLE. The men who have overlapping qualities don't have to do it so their opinions are unlimited. And here we are...
What can men do about any of that? 'Try your best!'? 'Strife nobly into the dawn!'?Only 17% of the men CAN have jobs that pay 6 figures or more because THERE ARE A FINITE NUMBER OF JOBS THAT PAY THAT MUCH. What, do you expect them to increase the pay rate of a broader number of job to 6 figures? McDonald's cashier 100,000 a year. Then you can finally get a girlfriend. The other 2 are a roll of the dice. How is it at all men's fault? What is the selection criteria? Broadly? And that middle-ground fallacy applies to the schizophrenia thing too! It's not a matter of 'well, maybe it's a little of both'. At this point it's 'yeah, they're doing the thing they are doing and they have been doing it for years, and now I'm hyper-vigilant about it so I'm looking for it everywhere!' I don't claim to be right all of the time about it. And as a thought experiment I respond to things as though they were said to or about me. But that's not the same!"
by Hym Iam February 27, 2023
Get the Middle-ground fallacymug. deep in the amazon jungle there is a school full of ratchet bitches, fags, degenerates, sped kids and cool kids
by 6packvideos June 12, 2023
Get the Chichester Middle Schoolmug. Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
by hardboi February 3, 2020
Get the Bernards Middle Schoolmug. edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!
other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.
by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022
Get the edgewood middle schoolmug.