It’s 2am. You’re sitting on the toilet after a long day of work, pants around your ankles, ready to drop a bomb. The house is silent. Everybody’s asleep. You feel your stomach rumble. Suddenly, your ass sings the magical tune of a fart. It echoes very loudly in the toilet. Everybody’s awake now.
by Bricky Ricky July 23, 2024
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by chaseisalsome August 12, 2025
Get the Mexican Watermelon mug.When a car entering traffic expects all the traffic to accommodate them by either slowing down or moving lanes, instead of them gaining speed to match the traffic.
I was going down the highway in the right lane and this idiot coming down the on ramp was doing a mexican merge at 40 mph, and I had to slam on my brakes to let him over or we would've hit.
by solarecreator July 29, 2014
Get the mexican merge mug.A mixture of truffle butter ( cum and shit) and Taco Bell Verde sauce. Happens when two people are doing the Mexican flying saucer
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Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."
All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"
Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."
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