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Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips
I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night
by sukotto88 July 24, 2021
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Crusty Finger Duster

When someone uses their dirty and scabbed hands to perform secual gratification in return for goods or services. No lubricant is used and typically the scabs from the 'Duster' will fall onto the genitalia of the person they are dusting
Dude, Lauren is outside of Pilot giving a Crusty Finger Duster for a pack of cigs and enough gas to get home.
by MadDawgShorty July 30, 2021
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Hawaiian Finger

The act of ramming pineapple fingers up and individuals vagina.
What did you and Sam do last night?

He bought some pineapple fingers as part of his Tesco meal deal and then Hawaiian fingered me in the car park.
by Drawde rekab August 10, 2021
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fat-fingered

When you incorrectly enter a letter in place of another letter.
I fat-fingered and added a letter.
by James Hepworth August 11, 2021
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Two Finger On Hand

Putting your two (or more fingers) above your forearm is the representation of shooting up heroin.
Did you see that guy do the new tiktok trend sheeeshhh?
Yeah, I hope he knows what it truly means.
Two Finger On Hand
by Willywilly1988 August 17, 2021
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Brazilian Finger Trap

When 2 male MMA fighters both skilled in jiu jitsu get their penis's stuck together from aggressively rubbing. Involving one with ample foreskin and one fighter with almost none.
Look, they're stuck together in a Brazilian Finger Trap!
by Ric Tit 69 August 23, 2021
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Spam Filter

A simple tool to make sure that any important e-mail that from a sender you have not previously whitelisted will be hidden from sight, while most of the emails that still make it to your inbox will still be spam.

A device that saves no one any time if you want to catch all of your important mail from non-white listed senders, because you still have to manually search through all of the spam to check for the important e-mails within.

If the post office implemented a similar spam filter, your tax refunds and stimulus checks would not be delivered and unless you went in person to the post office to check through your spam, it would be put into the shredder after 30 days.
- Sorry, I didn't get your e-mail because my spam filter blocked it.

- Thank you for calling tech support. You were sent the license key. Please check your spam folder and change your spam filter settings to whitelist us.
- My spam filter blocked the job offer letter I got from the company and when I called them back 5 days later they already filled the position.
by CyberSlumlord September 11, 2021
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