When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.
Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride
Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride
Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.
by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019
Get the Upside down cheesecake mug.An Aussie tradition, in which someone vomits in the dunny of a local pub, having spent a morning at Bunnings, consumed 3-4 Aussie tacos , drunk extensive amounts of cheap tap beer and prior to visiting the local rips (strip club).
Mate 1: Where’s James, mate?
Mate 2: Strewth mate, he’s in the fucken dunny having a chunder down under.
Mate 1: Well tell him to hurry up, we’re gonna miss happy hour at Kittens.
Mate 2: Strewth mate, he’s in the fucken dunny having a chunder down under.
Mate 1: Well tell him to hurry up, we’re gonna miss happy hour at Kittens.
by Jamarley July 12, 2019
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Get the Head me down mug.by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019
Get the half upside down mug.This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 14, 2018
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Get the sticky side down mug.Hey dude. Fuck your ex gf. Let's hit Turned down Friday and hit on some 10's. Yeah dude cuz if you aren't getting turned down by 10's you aren't trying.
by Chester Rockwell April 24, 2018
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