WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO

"HELP I'M STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE AGAIN AND I CAN'T GET OUT". "I'LL COME AND GET YOU SIS" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO?" "YEAH OH THATS GOOD" "OH OH OH OH MY GOD HARDER YES YES YES I'M CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "WYF DID YOU JUST CUM IN YOUR STEP SISTER"
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WHEN SHE GETS STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE SHE SAY "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEPBRO"

by YOUR STEPSIS ADVISER November 2, 2020

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

do one dickhead

its ma crews slang it means fuck off quick b4 i jump ya aight!

oi do 1 dikhead ! shit hot lyk!

by Lol June 29, 2004

i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

by drecoterie August 1, 2012

Please do not eat the weeds

A joke from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Dimitri and Dedue are finding plants among the weeds, Dimitri wants to eat the weeds but Dedue tells him not to.

Dimitri: Sometimes you find edible plants among the weeds

Dedue: Please do not eat the weeds

by Nion_YT May 8, 2022

if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.

skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!

by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020

but its better if you do

A song written by panic! at the disco. The music video consits of majority of the band looking depressed but the lead singer Brendon Urie is having the time of his life in an illegal strip club. Brendon then gets a lap dance from his onscreen girlfriend and then gets arrested with his girlfriend. Just a normal day in a panic! at the disco music video

"wow my life is pretty shit"
"well at least you didnt get arrested in an illegal strip club like brendon urie in but its better if you do"

by @deathofasinnerx on twitter :) October 20, 2018