clay babies

Jersey shore bitches/fuckers who sit in tanning booths for hours on end, or those who use self-tanner and turn orange.

Gabe: You see those clay babies over there?
Erin: You mean the clan of orange people?!
Gabe: They look like they are from Jersey!!!

by ernieskool June 15, 2011

Pouch Baby

A baby that was born with cocaine in it's system due to parents doing blow.

you fucken stupid kid, i knew u were a pouch baby
Elijiah you fucken techno pouch baby!

by crunksta101 February 15, 2007

baby shield

The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.

We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.

I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.

by Rainbow_Cheese July 25, 2011

Baby Bones

A young skeleton, typically referred to with Sans the Skeleton or The Great Papyrus

Papyrus: "In my opinion... junior jumble is easily the hardest."
Sans: "what? really, dude? that easy-peasy word scramble? that's for baby bones."

by Brational May 11, 2018

Butt Baby

A baby whom is born from thy mothers butt

you are a butt baby, no one loves you

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

blood baby

When a girl is on her period, she is said to be having her "blood baby"

"When is your blood baby due?" is like asking her when she is going to have her period.

by AwesomEricc November 19, 2011

Baby Maries

people who say they like elinor wonders why but know and/or say nothing about it. an abomination

Baby Maries make me consider divorce

by granny zoom September 29, 2021