Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing

1. You must read at least two articles per day during the reading phase
2. You must write 500 words per day during the writing phase, until you reach the word count/limit.
3. You must not question the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.
4. You must not question anyone stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council, unless the person is stating to be an official member of the Bachelor Thesis Writing Rules Council to avoid following above rules during a time of writing his/hers own bachelors thesis.
5. Dinner can not be served until above rules have been obeyed.

- Adam, you still have 400 words to write before we can have dinner. You can not question this, as it is stated in the Official Rules for Bachelor Thesis Writing.

by IKnowEverythingInTheWorld May 22, 2017

thumb rule

The sexist rule schools follow, forcing female students' shorts to go to at least their thumbs, making it almost impossible to find an acceptable pair of shorts.

Teacher: Miss, your shorts don't follow the thumb rule.
Girl: They're the longest I could find.
Teacher: They're distracting the boys in the class.

by thym4pizza June 6, 2017

Squad rule book

The code of ethics between a groups of people that classify them as a squad.

You can't use do that it is in the squad rule book.

by Shuggs July 6, 2017

Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

bathroom rule

When your in the bathroom and there has to be at least one urinal between the two guys to make sure neither of them is gay.

Richard didn't follow the bathroom rule and I'm pretty sure he's gay

by Rules to live by November 6, 2017

Dub Rules

When a player is up by 20 points in 2K, before half time. The opponent has one last attempt to score, if they fail, the person up 20 wins the game.

I won, dub rules bro!

by 2kgoat421 December 20, 2017

fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017