Chuck Norris And Friends

What the original title of the Bible was.

*ring ring*

This one guy-"Hello? Praise the Chuck."

That guy-"Dude let's go hang out come on! Go & you know..."

This one guy-"I'm really sorry man I can't, I just finished reading Chuck Norris And Friends & now I have to go worship Chuck Norris forever so he won't round-house kick me to the fiery pits of hell for all of eternity!!"

That guy-"...yaa......"

*hang-up*

by LeNA mAy August 7, 2006

Designated Gay Friend

When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*

Designated Gay friend's role

Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."

by Donna Frank July 19, 2006

boy friend experience

affection oriented male escort. see GFE

sexy 24 guy total boy friend experience

by alejandro cortez October 9, 2007

Let's just be friends

What a woman says when she wants to break up with a guy, but wants to feel good about doing so. This is rather disingenuous since she generally has no intention of maintaining a friendship; she knows this will generally take care of itself, however, since few men would accept a friendship with a woman they have a romantic interest in.

For extra douchiness, she can send this as a facebook message rather than confront the guy on the phone or in person.

If she is the guy's coworker, every day that he goes to work and sees her will suck ASS.

Girl: I've been thinking, and I've decided, let's just be friends. I'm sorry; I hope you understand.

Guy: oh. <awkward silence>

Girl: I truly hope we can still talk and hang out sometimes. Well, I gotta go; my favorite TV show is on. See ya!

by Peteythepleaser January 2, 2012

bi-friend-fucker

when you have known someone of the same sex for many years and do sexual favors for eachother, without feeling gay about it. for males it's usually sucking eachother or jerking eachtother off. to help not feel gay about this, try watching porn while they suck or jerk you. for women, usually they use dildos or finger or lick eachother. once again, use porn to help.

guy 1: hey you want to go down to your basement and do a little something something?

guy 2: i guess so, let me just grab my ipod.

guy 1: why?

guy 2: so i can watch this milf suck this guys dick POV so i dont feel gay.

guy 1: good idea.

guy 1 is a bi-friend-fucker.

by fabledman November 22, 2009

Molly and Her Friends

When Pure MDMA is accompanied by other drugs like Coke, Heroin, etc. Often coke or heroin sometimes something else.

Hey you got an molly?
Yea.
Molly and her friends?
Nah she's alone

by crisploris July 28, 2012

friend-o-saurus

An unattractive female usually over weight, that accompanies an attractive female that you want to mack on. A friend-o-saurus will usually foil your attempts to score with her partner. (See Cockblock)

Guy 1: Yo check out that chick she's bangin'. I'ma go holla at her.

Guy 2: Man she brought ol' friend-o-saurus along, you aint getting past her.

by IcedC June 7, 2005