Cat hair weed

Cat hair weed is marijuana that is found on the floor of your friends room that is covered in cat hair, it is weed lost from the table by small mistakes when either rolling a joint, blunt or when packing a bowl to smoke. This weed is considered free and is readily smoked with no hard feelings from it owner. Also it is often packed into unsuspecting smokes bowls so that everyone can laugh at them for not knowing. Similar to a nature bowl

You find weed on the carpet that is covered in cat hair or other debris, that is cat hair weed

by Lonesmoker January 16, 2012

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cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

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Meow the Pet Cat

A retarded cat who is from meow playground.. You have to feed him every time.

person 1: do you like Meow the Pet Cat?
person 2: yes
person 1: i hate YOU!

by ROBLOXNoob246 July 6, 2019

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Chunky Cat Water

Water in a cat's water dish that has cat food and other slimy substances floating in it because it has not been changed in several days.

My 12 year old gets sick when she has to change the chunky cat water.

by mwolfgang April 23, 2009

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lost my cat

Refers to those times when, having imbibed too much, (maybe you inhaled too much, or drank way too much, or ate too much sugar…) suddenly you find yourself entirely unable to function properly and you end up doing something REALLY stupid, dangerous or even life threatening. "Too much, too much, you took too much!" Dr. Gonzo, Fear and Loathing.
(Don't remember anything that happened? Don't worry; your friends are always keen to tell you all the details the next day.)
Note: Also can be referred to as an AFE - "alcohol fueled event"

"After finishing off that entire bottle of absinthe, I totally lost my cat"

"Wow, what a weekend! I've never seen the piratess lose her cat like that!

by Piratess Bijoux July 9, 2010

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