Tunisian Taco

A bait and switch performed upon a naive person, often a tourist.

Me: I didn’t order a panini. I ordered a taco.

Tunisian Waiter: This is a taco.

Me: I’m American. I know what a taco looks like. And even if I didn’t, you’ve got a picture of one right here on your menu. What you’ve brought me is a panini.

Tunisian Waiter: That’s just a picture. That doesn’t matter.

Me: Ah, I see. This is a Tunisian Taco.

by Tunis Jack July 25, 2022

Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

glossy taco

a clear top coat to be used on top of holo, unicorn skins, or creme nail polish

add a glossy taco cause we're going to add nail vinyls next!

by ThePinkHolosexual April 18, 2018

taco kissing

Kissing, of the vagina, while the tongue is folded in two, resembling a taco shape. The tongue then flexes in and out of the taco shape, stimulating the clitoris and vaginal opening.

Tom was amazing last night, he's very good at taco kissing.

by SandyClaws December 12, 2013

Cheek Taco

A retarded term for a blowjob or when a girl has an ass so big your shrimp dick can get past so she has to sit on your dick and rub her cheeks back and forward

She gave me both of the cheek tacos after the family reunion

by The_678th_CoolGuy March 7, 2023

Glossy Taco

(Noun) - another name for a "glossy top coat"; popularized by YouTuber Simply Nailogical

"Add a glossy taco to seal it all in"
"If you're wondering if I'm saying taco or top coat I'M SAYING TACO."
"And now let's add a glossy taco..."

by notmaggie April 18, 2018

Glossy taco

Glossy gel top coat

"Top it with a glossy taco"
- Cristine , Simply Nailogical

by Faeynia July 15, 2017