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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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middle, index, and thumb up

Not used in sentence (hand symbol) middle, index, and thumb up.
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MaplePoint Middle School

We a bunch of pussy poquessing were it at
Jack:Yo my boy Charles is at maplepoint middle school wanna go

Charlessss:naw poq werw it at
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rolesville middle school

one of the worst fucking schools but i mean hey, at least its better than heritage. if you go to rolesville you're either a basic white bitch, a furry, or a wannabe ghetto ass hot cheeto girl. there's also fights literally every day and the principal looks like Al McWhiggin from Toy Story.
"Brooo, I heard there was another fight going down at Rolesville Middle School. This time it's between the overweight kid with no friends & the Mexican kid who doesn't speak English."
by joemamaxoxoroblox April 2, 2020
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Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
by Urmommy69329 September 20, 2022
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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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middle child day

August 12- A day to appreciate the middle child in the family by them gifts, give them anything they want so they get a day to them selves.
Susan's favorite day is on August 12 because it's middle child day and she's a middle child.
by gymnastics4eva July 29, 2022
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