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Fuck this shit!

screaming, "Fuck this shit!," while taking a massive shit. If you say this then the shit is coming out nonstop and/or if it's diarrhea.
John (while shitting): "Fuck this shit! My asshole is burning up!!"
by theRealistt July 29, 2010
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Fuck that noise

1. Another way of saying, "Fuck that shit" When you disagree with someone.
Girl: Hey want to go see Twilight: Breaking Dawn??

Guy: Fuck that noise!

Girl: What is that suppose to mean?!

Guy: it means, whatever noise you just made....Fuck it!
by tooYokedforThis December 1, 2011
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Punch or Fuck

adjetive to describe a person of the opposite sex that is physically attractive where you want to have sexual intercourse with them, but maintains an annoying personality where you want to physically harm them.
I can't decide if I want to "punch or fuck" that girl.
by Mark Ramirez July 12, 2005
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Fuck the Dealer

A card game played while drinking alcoholic beverages (usually beer).

1 person goes through the deck and puts an Ace up to King on the floor side by side. On the floor it should be like: A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 J Q K. They don't have to be in this order, but it's much easier.

That same person takes the deck and looks at the top card. Only he/she can see the card. The person sitting to the left of the dealer must guess what the card is. The person gets 2 guesses. When the person guesses, the dealer must either say if the card is higher or lower than the person's guess. The person then guesses again.

If the person guesses the card right on the first guess, the dealer has to take drinks from the beer equal to double the number on the card. Ex, if the card is a 7 and the person says 7, the dealer places the card onto the 7 on the ground and must take 14 drinks. If it's a 2, the dealer has to drink 4, if it's a K, the dealer has to drink 26 etc.

If the person guesses the card right on the second guess, meaning they got the first guess wrong, the dealer places the card on the field and must take drinks equal to the number on the card. Ex, if it's an 8, the dealer must take 8 drinks, if it's a Q, the dealer must drink 12 etc.

If the person doesn't guess the card on either guess, the dealer places the card on the field and the guesser must subtract his/her guess with the card's number and drink the balance. Ex, if the card is a 6, and the guesser says 4, they have to drink 2. If the card is a 3, and the guesser says 9, they have to drink 6 etc.

After a player has guessed, and somebody has drank, the dealer goes to the next person to the left and keeps on going until the dealer has stumped the amount of people (read below).

When a player doesn't guess the card, this is called a stump. The dealer must stump however many guessers there are. Ex, if there are 3 players, 1 dealer and 2 guessers, the dealer must stump either both of the guessers, or one guesser twice. If there are 5 players, 1 dealer and 4 guessers, the dealer must get 4 stumps etc. If a person guesses the card on either guess, and after the dealer has drank, it's the next person to the left's turn.

If the dealer stumps the required amount of people, the person to the left of the dealer becomes the new dealer and it goes around again until all the cards are on the floor. Then all the cards get picked up, shuffled, and the game gets played again.
I was at a party and we were playing Fuck the Dealer.
by Marcus R. Taylor April 8, 2006
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Fucking Dick

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.
My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.
by The Fucking Dick January 1, 2009
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Fat Fuck

Someone who just sits there fucking eating.
Person 1: "Damn, would you look at that dude with all those squirrels just sitting there fucking eating!"
Person 2: "What a fat fuck."
Person 1: "I guess they love that crap in Malaysia."
by littleasianninja August 16, 2011
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Hell Fuck

When a situationget so bad,so undescribable, and so fucked up all that's left to say is "Hell Fuck". (Usually used with an exclamation point !).
Shut the hell fuck up you fatass wigger bitch!
by purplepeopleeater August 22, 2007
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