Kentucky double pump

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.

I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

double high 5

Double High 5 - When you're doing a chick from behind and you can take it out of one hole and into the other with both hands in the air like you're on a Roller Coaster.

dood that chick was nasty, I totally gave her a double high 5 and got the fuck outta there.

by awesomous nedronimus December 4, 2012

Skype Double Blumpkin

The sexual act of sitting on the toilet backwards placing a computer on the tank lid while shitting and masturbating to the person whom you are skyping with.

Homie, i just did a skype double blumpkin with this one hot broad last night!

by Los Muerto Diablos January 1, 2013

Double Freezer Pull

the act of taking 2 popsicles and two people sticking popsicles in their rectum and taking them out switching them around and enjoying their popsicles

johnny and june double freezer pulled one another and ate their poopy flavored lollipops

by jimmycrackcorn2524 January 11, 2012

double foot fuck

Simultaneous foot jobs whilst two people sit across from each other. A mutual massage with the feet.

Some dudes on the interwebs are into that double foot fuck. Eww.

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

double redneck hickster

a person who is an extreme redenck and hick. Often drive a GTI Rabbit, ownes a beehive, has chickens and a hedgehog. Extremely Hick who likes swamp loggers and nascar

Randy Kirk is a big "double redneck hickster"

by Nickman911 September 25, 2011