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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
by scrumptiousMonster July 8, 2017
mugGet the mom, where's my golf club?mug.

Ur mom have big gae

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae
shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae
mugGet the Ur mom have big gaemug.

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you
Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom
by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022
mugGet the I'm gonna tell my mommug.

Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
by Your Awesome January 5, 2011
mugGet the Man, whatever your mom saysmug.

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.
David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.
by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020
mugGet the Don't tell me tell your mommug.

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?
Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.
mugGet the your moms fat juicy mommy milkersmug.

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