When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
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Get the mexican buttworms mug.When you’re getting in position to eat ass and you get a cute little kiss on the lips from the butthole. Also known as besos de estrellas.
Dude, I was with Lisa the other night and I was about to eat her ass and she gave me a little kiss with her butthole.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.
No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!
I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
No way Jose, she gave you a Mexican Starpucker!?
Way Carlito, right on the lips.
No mames güey! She gave you them besos de estrellas!
I tell you what Carlito, I’m gonna make that chica mi esposa.
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also slang for blowjob
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brian: "yo we gotta go to the Beef N Brew for the Mexican Night Speical bro"
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alex:"yo i LOVE the mexican night special bro, she was so good at it i forgot that she was a guy"
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I'm glad I went through with the Mexican Sweater when I was with that bitch Sharon. I'm not paying alimony to that hoe.
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