Kentucky double pump

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.

I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

Double bass subwoofer

When an ear is placed between a girl's buttocks and the girl squeezes her buttcheecks together on the ear and farts.

Your mom double bass subwoofered me so hard last night my ear was bleeding.

by Some Gypsy December 24, 2009

double high 5

Double High 5 - When you're doing a chick from behind and you can take it out of one hole and into the other with both hands in the air like you're on a Roller Coaster.

dood that chick was nasty, I totally gave her a double high 5 and got the fuck outta there.

by awesomous nedronimus December 4, 2012

Double Peach Cobler

Is when a man places a strap-on dildo backwards allowing him to give pleasure to two women with a sew saw motion.

Last night Jim preformed a Double Peach Cobler on Jen and Tiffany.

by xgizmoxgh December 21, 2010

double redneck hickster

a person who is an extreme redenck and hick. Often drive a GTI Rabbit, ownes a beehive, has chickens and a hedgehog. Extremely Hick who likes swamp loggers and nascar

Randy Kirk is a big "double redneck hickster"

by Nickman911 September 25, 2011

double headed dragon

created by two stoners in the country, you put 2 bowls in a water pipe and hit a ghost.

Yo, you ready for the double headed dragon ?

by TheTribe/Uplvl June 25, 2016

Double Agent Retard

When you are a genuine retard but have the social skills to maneuver your way into an unfavorable social scenario and pass as a non-retard.

Double agent retard, double agent retard; double agent retard (double agent retard) / double agent retard.

If you are reading this, you are likely a double agent retard.

by Chris is fag July 23, 2019