Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!

OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Two handed

To use your hockey stick like Paul Bunyan chopping down players legs. Intentionally slashing a player usually in retaliation to a dirty play.

Teammate: "what happened behind the play on that last shift"

You: "that rat 63 took a late run at me so I two handed him"

by Bottom6forward420 July 11, 2021

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021