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Observe the New Moon

To observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. It means to descend on the New Moon Tavern in Leadenhall Market, London and indulge in a Cold Beverage whilst gazing up at the New Moon sign above the bar...
Hey, Would you like to join me in a spot of moon gazing? Yeah why not, I will be happy to observe the new moon this evening.....
by RoqueRanger July 19, 2017
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new house syndrome

When one moves into a new house and never wants to leave. Symptoms leading up to this can be cats snuggling in your lap, peace and quiet, binge watching tv series, and more.
Ever since the move you always want to hang out at your place or you bail on work and plans to stay home... you have new house syndrome.
by TrickyVicky93 November 1, 2019
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new urban mechanics

A strange, ragtag league of government employees infiltrating bureaucracy at the highest levels for the greater good. Since 2010.
What the hell are those pesky new urban mechanics up to? Oh, I see. Cool.
by nakedpilgrim May 4, 2018
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New Line Cinema

A film studio that makes some of the best movies ever, but also some of the worst movies ever.
Don't waste your money on that New Line Cinema horror flick. It's full of cheap jump scares and clichés
by tmnkf2012 September 5, 2023
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New Templars Of America

The New Templars Of America are a Christian group devoted to helping others and promoting the Lord's gospel.
The New Templars Of America are awesome.
by Templar Awesomeness June 16, 2016
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kinderhook new york

Town/Village in Upstate NY This was a fun town. Broad Street was the place to hang out after school. MVB was where all the Ichabod kids went to school for grades 3-5 the village was great

Then 2020 and Covid hit

The citiots arrived in droves from NY City, the same people who praised De Blasio and Cuomo for shutting things down to prevent the spread are the ones who left to come upstate due to far less restrictions. Kinderhook has become a nightmare full of rich, miserable white people. They walk around with their trophy dogs and let them shit all over the sidewalks. They frequently use walking sticks to keep their "balance" even though they look completely stupid and idiotic. It doesn't matter what time of day it is, they are out and are pissing off the locals, whether it is a Thursday at rothermal park where the fat stay-at-home moms scream at local teens for playing at the baseball or basketball courts or a Saturday morning of the old people flauting their new JCrew sweaters and Michael Kors handbags, walking around the village with their 3 masks and rubber gloves on. You can find them anywhere, sitting at Broad Street outside shooting every passerby a dirty look or at the yuppie bar Saisonnier, which is filled to the brim with rich central park looking people who make snide remarks.

So that's it for Kinderhook, it was a happy and enjoyable place to live and be for many years, but once the citiots arrived, they have taken their way of city life and ruined a great place.
guy: It's saturday, lets go to rothermal and shoot some baskets!!
Buddy: Nah, all the city people are out, we'll get yelled at for being too loud.
guy: Ugh, I miss the old kinderhook new york.
by runningtheapartment April 11, 2021
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New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.
Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."
by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012
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