Water buffalo

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

Dog water

A person who is bad at a game and loses

Friend: COVER ME! COVER ME! Ah shit I died You got it man He's one shot.
Me: Okay, I'll try to kill him *shoots on the leg* *doesn't dies* *gets hit on the leg and dies*
Friend: BRO HE WAS ONE SHOT WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL ME YOU SUCH A DOG WATER

by Discord#1212 June 16, 2022

water cooling

Peeing on someone's face when they're hot for your cock

Do you like water cooling gurrrl?

by yesyesyescum December 3, 2014

Brick Water

A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.

Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.

Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect

by Krombi October 25, 2018

Water

Natural liquid that i recommend you should be drinking right now.

God: i have just created water.
Humans: Cool, can we drink it?
God: Fuck you, All of the water is now salty.

by GhostYoshi September 7, 2021

the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.

Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.

by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022