Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

hudson the duster that sucks at everything

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).

Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender

by Gem city July 09, 2017

I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.

"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."

by ballsfart April 26, 2023

Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!

Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!

by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024

The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck

When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"

Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!

Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!

by LittleLiggyLovedahl April 13, 2011

I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

suck dick broke

When you have so little money you'd have to suck dick for cash

P1: "Yo, you wanna go get food?"
P2: "No, I'm broke"
P1: "I'm sure you'll be fine"
P2: "No, I'm literally suck dick broke"

by lilbollockshead February 02, 2018