i fucked your mom#6969

One of my best friends on discord

Person A: do you have friends

Person B: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'

by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021

Ur mom have big gae

An insult so bad that even shrek AND shaggy will die because of big gae

shrek: ur mom gae
person: ur mom have big gae

by _birbie_(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ April 23, 2019

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you

Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022

Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020

your moms fat juicy mommy milkers

Your mom’s tits. 😐 What the fuck did you think I’d say?

Your moms fat juicy mommy milkers are summoning me to an early grave.

by Big fat juicy milf milkers July 9, 2021

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

Mom said it's my turn to play on the Xbox

by Job, Blow July 18, 2020